With today being the last day of my school year, I find this a great time to post all 39 quotes-of-the-week for the year.
Week 1 - A friend - Afetug inmi bake is gun!
A friend who used to play Runescape, logged in to find everything in his bank is gone. Panicking, he messaged a different friend of mine what was supposed to say "Everything in my bank is gone!" Don't try and type /everything/ fast, you won't get afetug.

Week 2 - A different friend - You always stole the good ones.
A different friend of mine wanted to start up his own quotes board. When I tried suggesting some stuff to him, he said that quote. I don't know what you guys think, but it sound grammatically strange to me.

Week 3 - Hiyori Tamura - I feel sorry for this Miyuki... (lifting pencil) But I'm using this as material!
Hiyori Tamura is a character from Lucky?Star, friends with Konata and Patricia, and is an experienced doujinshi artist. After over-hearing Yutaka and Minami speaking to each-other about Miyuki and her tooth problem, she decides to use it as material in one of her doujins.

Week 4 - Anonymous - Nice boat.
Nice boat.

Week 5 - Misuzu Kamio- Yukito-kun, how would you react if a cicada flew into your breakfast?
Yukito Kunisaki- What?!
Misuzu, will cooking, accidentally lets a cicada fly into the frying panwhile cooking for Yukito.

Week 6 - Person 1 - Wanna buy a duck?
Person 2 - A what?
1 - A duck.
2 - Does it quack?
1 - Of course it quacks, it's a duck!
Some weird game that fellow members of the marching band were playing on the way way to an fro games and competitions.

Week 7 -Tomoya Okazaki - Your sister is serious trouble! She comes to school on her bi-
Kyou Fujibayashi - Come with me for a moment. (dragging him out of the school room)
Kyou - Are you trying to get me suspended?! Riding a motorcycle to school is prohibited!
(Tomoya re-enters the room)
Ryou Fujibayashi - What were you talking about with Onee-chan?
(Tomoya stands up)
Tomoya - Everyone listen! Kyou Fujibayashi, from class E, is a bi!
Tomoya Okazaki calls Kyou Fujibayashi bi after being cut off when saying "bike", referring to her motorbike.

Week 8 - Alice Margatroid - Silly Shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!
Perfect Cherry Blossom, when you play as Reimu, who only wears Red and White, goes against Alice Margatroid, who uses all colors of the spectrum.

Week 9 - Aerith Gainsborough - This man are sick.
Simple explaination, Square makes one dumb translation mistake each game. E.g. A kid wants to be a blitzball when he grows up.

Week 10 - Sagara Sanosuke (ENG dub) - Futae no Kiwami! Aah!
Don't get me wrong, the english dub of Rurouni Kenshin was awesome. Blame Nicovideo.jp for this one; they made it funny.

Week 11 - Reisen Udongein Inaba - You're too late, I've already sealed all the doors. You'll never take her out now.
Marisa Kirisame - Man, Alice, wasn't that corridor really long? And dark, too.
Alice Margatroid - Shouldn't we be dealing with her? That one in front of us.
Reisen - Eh, what? You two are... Earthlings, aren't you? What are you up to at this time of night?
Marisa - It'd take one hell of a janitor to clean a hall that long.
Alice - Still easier than cleaning your house, Marisa.
Magic team, stage five for Imperishable Night. Reisen decides to try and intimidate the team by making an illusion out of the hallway and closing up all the doors. Marisa, being the joker she is, ignores Reisen and turns to Alice, complaining of how long the hall was.

Week 12 - Youmu Konpaku - For the time being, I am here to slash you. That is my story.
Marisa Kirisame - What a sudden, and dangerous thing to say...
Youmu, a sword wielding half-ghost-half-human, says this to Marisa in Immaterial and Missing Power trying to find the source of the mysterious mist.

Week 13 - Reno - (stepping off a flower bed) And don't step on the flowers.
Disc 1 of Final Fantasy VII, Reno steps off a flower bed in an old abandoned church in pursuit of Aerith, turns to his back-up and tells them not to step on the flowers. Soldiers then complain of how he was already stepping on all of them.

Week 14 - Light Yagami - You said Shinigami can't die so I think you can survive without apples for a while.
Ryuk - Don't you think that's a bit much?!
Aware of the hidden surveillance cameras in his room, Light Yagami tells Ryuk, his shinigami, that he can't eat apples until the cameras are removed. Ryuk, acting like a coccain-addict being deprived of his coke, freaks out.

Week 15 - Judge - Oh my god! He's got a Heaven Gun! He can kill anyone!
Random Angel - Why do we have those?
From American Dad, Stan is supposedly dead and is off to be judged. Trying to escape and see God to get a second chance at life, he unsheathes his gun. The court laughs being that a normal earth gun doesn't affect them. He quickly grabs a gun from an angelic guard, and the court is left in bedlam.

Week 16 - Makoto Shishio - CALL COMPOSURE!
As said earlier, Nicovideo.jp

Week 17 - Marisa Kirisame - C'mon, doesn't a big "KEEP OUT" sign make you want to go further?
Mountain of Faith, Marisa questions Nitori Kawashiro of why she wasn't allowed to continue her journey.

Week 18 - Rem - The way to make a shinigami die... is to make them fall in love with a human.
*silence*
Misa Amane - (in awe) What a beautiful way to kill...
Rem, one several shinigamis in Death Note, reveals to Misa Amane the way to kill a shinigami. Misa, being the happy-go-lucky person she is, compliments the method.

Week 19 - Suiseiseki - Chibi
Suiseiseki, from Rozen Maiden, made famous for her line "Desu," calls Jun Sakurada chibi for seemingly no exact reason, either than hate.

Week 20 - Reisen Udongein Inaba - Ah that door.. it's-
Alice Margatroid - Stuff to blow up?
Marisa Kirisame - Stuff to blow up.
Stage 5 of Imperishable Night, route b. After discovering an open door, Alice asks Reisen of what's behind the door is things that are inflammable. Marisa says yes.

Week 21 - Sunohara Youhei - YOU IDIOTS!
A filler episode of CLANNAD. Sunohara keeps badgering Tomoya to play basketball to the point where playing basketball with him means losing a war. Nagisa questions why Tomoya runs from him and Tomoya says that Sunohara is in love with him and uses basketball as an excuse to be with him. Sunohara catches up with him, Nagisa around. Nagisa says that he cannot be with him and to stop bugging him. Sunohara questions it. Nagisa tries to come up with a good excuse, love-life in mind. Finally she sums up some courage and says that Tomoya is her boyfriend. Sunohara, crushed that Nagisa wasn't his girlfriend, runs away crying, yelling "YOU IDIOTS!" as he runs.

Week 22 - Kotonoha Katsura - As expected... you were lying
From the final episode of School Days, awesome for obvious reasons.

Week 23 - Shirou Emiya - People die if they are killed...
A pretty funny quote that you may say "WELL DUH" at first sight of it that comes from episode 23 of Fate Stay Night

Week 24 - Akiko Minase - Approved.
I bet you can't say this in less than one second.

Week 25 - Internet rules - It is delicous cake, you MUST eat it.
Rule 19 of the internet

Week 26 - Internet rules - The cake is a lie
Rule 47 of the internet

Week 27 - Calcifer - Here's a curse: May all your bacon burn!
Calcifer, the ominous demon of FIRE, curses Sophie.

Week 28 - Tomoya Okazaki - (holds up Sunohara's cat) Holy crap! I'm being turned on!
O_o

Week 29 - DIO - ZA WARUDO!
ZA WARUDO!

Week 30 - Light Yagami - I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!
Epic potato chip eating FTW

Week 31 - Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series) - Time for a trip to the recycle bin Phantom! And once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right-click on it and select "empty recycle-bin." Because otherwise, you would only be taking up unnecessary space. In other-words, I'm going to kill you.
Best. Death threat. Ever.

Week 32 - Rivalz Cardemonde - That first move you made, why'd you start with the king?
Lelouch Lamperouge - If the king doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?
Doesn't that just sound like one of those inspirational quotes?

Week 33 - Ike - I fight for my friends.
One of Ike's SSBB victory lines. Pretty nice way to follow up some sword swinging, eh?

Week 34 - Meer Campbell - I had a performance today. Did you see it?
Athrun Zala - Well uh... yeah.
Meer - Did you think it was good?
Athrun - Well uh... yeah!
Gundam SEED Destiny 19, Athrun acting very out of character in front of the Hawke sisters while talking to Meer.

Week 35 - Fortune Teller - It's an ancient, secret word. I can't tell you what it means. Kalabajouie.
A fortune teller on "Busted on the Job," being more phony than your ordinary teller. Kalabajouie is pronounced Ka-la-bah-joo-ee

Week 36 - Doctor - Yes, I'm afraid that he believes that he's a Poke'mon.
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series) - Mokuba! Speak to me!
Mokuba Kaiba - Bulbasaur!
LittleKuriboh wins again.

Week 37 - Contest Coordinator - ****wood High School scoring with a rating of only GOOD.
Burn. Hosts of the contest got a rating of good. We come home with an excellent.

Week 38 - Thief - Could you rephrase your question in the form of not that question at all?
Brian Clevinger's 1000th comic of 8-bit Theatre. Congratulations Brian.

And finally, week 39.

Week 39 - My Algebra Teacher (refer to teacher of the year entry) - I'm not very good at math.
WHAT KIND OF MATH TEACHER ISN'T CONFIDENT IN THEIR MATH ABILITIES?! You're here to teach us something new and review what's necessary. If you can't do that, you may as well get fired, or move down to 1st grade math. Go back to teaching kids 2+2=4. You claim to have taught college students and worked with rocket science, WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU TEACH A BUNCH OF FRESHMAN TEENS?!

And that's all. First week of school to today. Quote of the week will cease to exist until next year starts and ends again.